🖋️ Letter from the Editor
As published in The Daily Tremor, Vol. XXIXIX
Dearest Gentle Reader,
An unusual field report crossed my desk today:
The underground grows restless.
Reports confirm Operative Mac was spotted on the Amalfi road, black helmet gleaming, chased by the NERO SANGUE after a… let’s call it “shin-level intervention.”
It’s clear: he considered doubling back for another bite (professional pride), but, shall we say, mutt priorities prevailed:
It is precisely for scenes like this that the Reader’s Guide is being compiled.
Too many newcomers stumble in, utterly bewildered: parrots running karaoke, tarot mutterings, dogs on motorbikes, editors leaking contraband, Elusive Author’s running, well, amok.
Consider the upcoming guide your classified orientation manual – smuggled out from the FND Underground – for your eyes only.
Transmission of this guide is imminent.
Keep watch.
Take PAWZAC™️.
— The Editor-in-Chief
(Canine Intelligence & Gin Toddy Division)
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