Catalogue of Characters · Curious Artefacts · Classified
The Neurovians
The Neurovians are an improbable collection of operatives, oracles, eccentrics, intelligences and other beings of uncertain classification.
Some are fictional. Some are suspiciously not.
Some arrived here deliberately. Some were summoned. Some simply refuse to leave.
Their dossiers are incomplete. Their motives are questionable.
Their importance is considerable.
Explanations not guaranteed. Proceed accordingly.
Avian Intelligence Unit (AIU)
The winged regulators of Karma. They see everything from above and never forget betrayals of neurospicy truth.
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Bud (Agent, AIU)
Pigeon Relations & Sea Gull Cooperation Attaché. The NERO SANGUE underestimates pigeons. Bud exploits this error with mortal precision.
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Daily Tremor (The)
Prestigious press and subversive scandal sheet. Every article is an act of resistance. Every edition, an elegant declaration.
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D. Trumpet (Mr)
Proprietor of misogynist mayhem. Head of the publication Feminine Fainting Weekly. Arch enemy of The Daily Tremor.
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Editor-in-Chief (The)
The unseen correspondent who curates scandal with surgical precision. Decides what gets published, what gets filtered, what gets leaked.
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Feminine Fainting Weekly
Publication of the Neuroverse. Belittles swoons, both strategic and involuntary.
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Hilary F. Had-Enough (Lady)
Oracle, tarot medium, and unrepentant friend to the neurospicy. Her prophecies always come true. Always.
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Hopeful Monster Trilogy
Key artefact, origin narrative. Stella, living with FND, ADHD and autism, is the narrative spine of the rebellion.
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Jazz
Stella's therapist, witness and one of the few who truly understands. The NERO SANGUE hates people like Jazz because they heal what the cartel wants to break.
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MAC (Operative Mac)
Security and morale, undefeated in vigilance and shin-level interventions. Protects the whole Neuroverse with fierce dedication.
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Mango (Agent, AIU)
AIU Language Liaison. Chronic people-pleaser and Percy's alleged love interest. Freelance translator who deciphers encrypted NERO SANGUE messages. Indispensable. To everyone.
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Nero Sangue
Sinister symptom provocateurs and mob mayhem manifestors. The cartel that traffics flares, doubt, exhaustion, and despair. But they are losing. Slowly, inexorably, losing.
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Neurospicy Broadcasting Corporation
The media and broadcasting arm of the Neurospicy resistance.
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Nigela Pawson
Celebrity chef of the Neuroverse. Host of Cooking with Pawson. Zygotic twin of Ms Prudence Spank-Bottom ESQ.
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Ophelia Fae
The Third Fate. Not dead. Not pining. Not waiting to be rescued. Alive, upright, and honing her power in her tower.
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Parisienne Pigeon Party
Wing rights activists with excellent signage. Security detail for BrainCouture. The NERO SANGUE underestimate their organisation. Fatal error.
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Percy (Agent, AIU)
AIU chief whip, Karma Kouriers CEO, Daily Tremor music critic and karaoke enthusiast. Coordinates the entire operation with impeccable style.
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Pigeons (All)
Anonymous messengers and under-estimated sassy street-level intelligence network. They see everything, report everything, and never forget.
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Prudence Spank-Bottom ESQ (Ms)
Solicitor to The Daily Tremor, quiet weapon of justice, and subject of alarming gossip. Unrepentant friend of the Neurospicy. She does not forgive. She does not forget. She does not negotiate.
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