SCOOP! Oracle of the Neuroverse Joins The Daily Tremor

🖋️ Letter from the Editor

As published in The Daily Tremor, Vol. XXXIII

Dearest Gentle Reader,

As Vogue once boasted its Anna Wintour, so too does The Daily Tremor keep its own exacting standard — your devoted Editor.

With the chair comes privilege, and with privilege comes a little scandal.

Consider this both.

It is my pleasure to announce a new enterprise within these pages: the Weekly Oracle by Lady Hilary F. Had-Enough — Parrot Tarot (the second ‘r’ silent, naturally) prodigy, professional disquiet, and unrepentant friend to the neurospicy.

Each week, Lady Hilary will draw from her notorious deck — the one that turned smug certainty to starch and made Percy squawk with indecent delight — to reveal small truths from the larger Neuroverse.

And because an Editor must sometimes enjoy her perquisites… four cards have already crossed my desk.

You may not see their faces — not yet. But you may admire their fronts, laid out below like evidence on velvet.

Call it an Editor’s tease; a reminder that in these halls, news travels faster than decorum.

Rumour, meanwhile, is doing what rumour does best.

It insists that Lady Hilary was recently seen in the company of the Elusive Author.

Why together?

Why now?

Oh, how tongues wag — and how they will wag louder when the first Oracle is published.

Whether you take this as entertainment, enlightenment, or dangerous subversion, we shall leave to your conscience.

Our task is to print what trembles…

Yours in feathers, folly, and flickering foresight,
The Editor
(Department of Divinations, Disorderly Conduct)

P.S. The first reveal arrives next week. Crave a reading? Address petitions to the Editor; Percy assures us crackers sway the tally. Oh, and by the way, did you catch this on your telly this morning:

BREAKING:  The Daily Tremor appoints Lady Hilary F. Had-Enough as The Oracle.

Teacups rattle, crystal balls fog.